burgrs:

my dad demanding mints in exchange for a ride home

burgrs:

my dad demanding mints in exchange for a ride home

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pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

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tits-amore:

i feel like pop punk is hardcore’s little brother that wants to be tough but likes cuddles too much

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mvtk42:

ironychan:

What, exactly, are all the skeletons fighting about?

Did somebody assassinate Archduke Femurdinand?

When I read this I put my phone down, walked out of the room, then sat at my kitchen table reevaluating the life choices I’ve made that led me to this moment.

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xpuns
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xyes

officialwhitegirls:

getting sweet good night texts from your friends <3 <3 

image

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coelasquid:

meldrat:

fitgrills:

Hello all you new people. This is Shay Massey. She is a lovely person and you will never stop thinking about her now that you’ve seen her.

This is what lady super heroes should look like.

Hey Brett I found you another Lex model

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xgirls
i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you

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ximagine if he started singing 'fresh prince of bel air'
shark-b0y:

JOIN THE SKELETON WAR, THEY SAID. IT’LL BE FUN, THEY SAID. WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? HERE I AM CLIMBING UP THE SIDE OF A FUCKING BUILDING BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT ASS WAR. FUCK YOU, JERRY, THIS WAS A HORRIBLE IDEA

shark-b0y:

JOIN THE SKELETON WAR, THEY SAID. IT’LL BE FUN, THEY SAID. WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? HERE I AM CLIMBING UP THE SIDE OF A FUCKING BUILDING BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT ASS WAR. FUCK YOU, JERRY, THIS WAS A HORRIBLE IDEA

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xskeleton xjerry isnt a good general tbh